PLACES WHERE I FIT NICELY

  1. On the back of a motorcycle.
  2. In mom's suitcase.
  3. On a paddle board.
  4. In my travel bag.
  5. In a bed on mom's desk.
  6. On the counter at Pier One.
  7. On a chair at the accountant's office.
  8. In a bag on a boat.
  9. On the garage counter.
  10. In a storage bin.
  11. In another bag on a boat.
  12. On the toilet in the new guest bathroom.
    Really, people?
  13. Next to the office phone.
  14. In a bin on a desk.