FIVE PHOTOS ON MY PHONE CHOSEN AT RANDOM
- •My 2-year-old put gigantic googly eyes on top of his real eyes, and it was the funniest, creepiest thing I've ever seen.
- •That day I though Hillary was going to win.
- •The rule is when you see a tiny human dressed like David Bowie in Labyrinth, you must stop them for a photo — even if it angers their T Rex brother.
- •This little kid of mine is pretty wonderful. When we were in Maui this summer, he saw bananas on a tree for the first time. So he hoisted his stuffed monkey in the air, so monkey could see the bananas too.
- •I keep this around because it makes me laugh.