FIVE PHOTOS ON MY PHONE CHOSEN AT RANDOM

  1. My 2-year-old put gigantic googly eyes on top of his real eyes, and it was the funniest, creepiest thing I've ever seen.
  2. That day I though Hillary was going to win.
  3. The rule is when you see a tiny human dressed like David Bowie in Labyrinth, you must stop them for a photo — even if it angers their T Rex brother.
  4. This little kid of mine is pretty wonderful. When we were in Maui this summer, he saw bananas on a tree for the first time. So he hoisted his stuffed monkey in the air, so monkey could see the bananas too.
  5. I keep this around because it makes me laugh.