TRUMP TRANSITION TEAM

  1. Rudy Giuliani
  2. A hairless cat
  3. The person who just stands there blocking the whole moving sidewalk at the airport when you have a 30-minute connection
  4. Alf
  5. A Norman Rockwell commemorative Christmas plate from the Franklin Mint
  6. A spam email
  7. Actual Spam
  8. A hangnail
  9. The old guy on Scooby Doo who would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids.
  10. Newt Gingrich
  11. A broken Blackberry charger
  12. The hold music for Time Warner Cable
  13. Steve Bannon
  14. Insomnia