SLAYING A FIRE BREATHING DRAGON

Taking down a fire dragon with just these 5 tips
  1. 1.
    First you must start the dragon call to lure the beast closer to you by pretending to be a female dragon or male dragon
  2. 2.
    Fire dragons love the smell of bacon as well so first step is starting a fire using a flame blower
  3. 3.
    Cook the bacon just right enough not to crispy and but not rare at all
  4. 4.
    Then the most important part eat the bacon running in circles as if the bacon was the flames coming out of the dragons mouth
  5. 5.
    Just by that the fire beast should make his appearance just for the fact bacon is involved and you are acting like a male/female dragon
  6. 6.
    Once the dragon comes towards you don't stop running in circles but you have to flap your hands as if yours gonna fly
  7. 7.
    Then the beast should be horny as shit and want to attack you
  8. 8.
    Once that dragon leaps and swiftly runs and points his teeth down at you bout to ether attack or fuck the shit out of you
  9. 9.
    You must pull out your secret weapon...pull out your majestic copy of FROZEN
  10. 10.
    The dragon will get blinded by the majestic Blu Ray that he will freeze on site
  11. 11.
    Right after he freezes you'll need to beat the shit out of him cuz in 2 mins he will in freeze and eat the shit or fuck the shit out of you
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    GOOD LUCK ON YOUR JOURNEY PEOPLE!!! Remember those dragons don't play its funk on first site usually!