My Thoughts as I Eat Red Vines for the First Time

  1. Where is the flavor?
  2. So people like that they taste like wax lips?
  3. Ok wait now it tastes like bubblegum
  4. The flavor is developing, I think we are headed somewhere good.
  5. Nope. Garbage till the last bite.
  6. *repeats process just to make sure*