Sh*t preschoolers did at work today

I'm a preschool teacher. This will be an ongoing list.
  1. Boy,4: yelled "God dammit" while playing
    None of the other kids reacted so that must be a new one for them. His mother admitted she does use it pretty often.
  2. Boy,3: upon just previously leaving the building, goes to the grass next to the parking lot and pulls down his pants and underwear and pees.
    His mother yelled across the parking lot asking "do you see this?" 😂