Allow Me to Listroduce™ Myself

  1. Je besoin de la mer (look it up!)
  2. I'm a bleeding heart liberal (also a tree hugger)
  3. I'm a writer in my mind (iamawriterinmind.blogspot.com)
  4. I like to think I'm a wine connoisseur (more like a whino)
  5. I love children and animals (and have some of each)