THE WORST PEOPLE TO SIT NEXT TO ON A PLANE✈️
Why do bad things happen to single travelers?
- •The person who taps on your shoulder really hard while you're asleep against the window when the drink cart comes byOh it's 5:30 am? I'm glad you woke me up cuz I need DC stat! NOT
- •The dude who steals the arm rest for the entire flightIt's ok, I like contouring my body for 4 hours so you're comfortable
- •The elderly and/or foreigners who use their ignorance to steal your window seat."Give me my window seat or give me death!"
- •The kid behind you with the endless kicking🖕🏻
- •The person who wants to know your whole life storyI'm all for a good conversation, but not when I'm still trying to figure out my life plan. I have parents for that.
- •The immediate chair reclinerThey give you space for the first and last 15 mins of the flight. So nice of them.
- •The ruler breakersYou know, the people that keep their chairs reclined during landing or keep their tray tables down. Those Flight Attendants will find you and make a scene. You're not special.
- •And lastly, people that smell like weed, cigarettes or B.O.Sometimes people hit the trifecta... like the dude from my last flight 💩