THINGS MY DOG WAS THINKING IN HER HALLOWEEN COSTUME

I dressed Ling Ling up like a pirate this year. I have regrets.
  1. "WTF?"
  2. "For why?!"
  3. "I'm definitely going to kill you."
  4. "No, wait. I'm going to pee on everything THEN kill you."
  5. "You have to sleep sometime."