If I had a nickel for every time...

  1. ...I let lettuce go bad in my fridge....
  2. ......I lost the Hamilton lottery....
  3. .....my dog spit out a baby carrot and waited for a treat....
  4. .....I rolled my eyes at someone at a Museum....
    Zoos count too. Nature's museums, I guess, I don't know.
  5. ....someone asked, "Does this stop at Times Square?".....
  6. .....I had nothing to wear....
  7. ....the weather man was very, very wrong.....
  8. ....Pokémon Go froze right after I caught the Pokémon.....
  9. ....I hear, "Oh sorry, happy hour just ended,"....
  10. .....someone told me I "picked the wrong coast"......
  11. ...I started singing a Disney song aloud while watching the animated movie....
  12. ......I pretended I couldn't hear someone because I had earbuds in (even though nothing was playing)......
    A dime for every time this happens at work.
  13. ...I'D BE RICH
  14. ...gets in my elevator going down and presses an upper floor button
    Suggested by   @cem94
  15. a foreigner asked me to say G'day 😏
    I do say 'mate' (fairly) on the regular though!
    Suggested by   @jesszaffino
  16. I helped my mother-in-law with her computer, her phone, her email, her iTunes password, her Words With Friends, her digital camera, her satellite tv, her satellite tv remote, her router, her wireless connection and any of 23 pieces of software ...
    Luckily it always consists of turning it off and on again. 😬
    Suggested by   @andersun
  17. I ran out of toner or said: "SEXT". I'd like be insanely rich.
    Suggested by   @eriknmichaelssrn
  18. I envisioned the perfect outfit for the day, but one of the items was in the hamper.
    Suggested by   @corksnreads
  19. Someone said "when are you gonna have another one?"
    Within 30 seconds of meeting my son.
    Suggested by   @jessnobs
  20. Netflix asks me if I'm "Still Watching"
    Suggested by   @kate81
  21. Someone thought I was many years younger than I really am
    Suggested by   @audreypalumbo
  22. I came in early with the words of a song.
    This morning in the car on the way to school- >instrumental< then "F...Fl..Fl...FLY ME TO THE MOON" darn it Frank.
    Suggested by   @musesofamustardseed
  23. I calculated the exact amount of sleep I could have before my morning alarm...if I fell asleep right now.
    Suggested by   @julia_gannon
  24. I sit on the train table with the person who wants to talk when I want to read.
    Suggested by   @Waddy