Missed Opportunity: Star Wars Edition
Just think about this all day on "Star Wars" Day
- •When Starkiller base is activated and all the planets start explodingStarkiller Base is new much more giant Death Star.
- •We see the capital right before it is impacted by the blast that will inevitably, destroy it. People gather on the balcony in fear and awe.They're watching other planets explode and they know they're next.
- •JAR JAR BINKS SHOULD HAVE BEEN STANDING THEREMaybe shouting something on-brand, "Me-sa no like-a the look of this."
- •Remember? Because last time we saw him he was being sent as a representative to the capital?And you thought, "Wow this new government is going to SUCK if Jar Jar is qualified for it..."
- •We could have all celebrated together knowing that, for sure, absolutely, that character would not resurface.No wise, shriveled old Jar-Jar saying, "I knew you-SA father Luke."
- •Also would be a fun little wink from J.J.😉