5 REASONS MY CAT NEEDS A LI.ST ACCOUNT

  1. He wants to become the ruler of the universe
    He has already dominated our household
  2. His Facebook account is well liked
    Or, at least, he has lots of friends
  3. He believes he is the center of the universe
    He may very well be. Who actually knows where the Center of the Universe is, anyway?
  4. He's pretty funny....Or at least HE thinks he is
    His Facebook friends LOL a lot, so maybe he is!
  5. He needs something to do in the middle of the night so that I can get a good night's sleep