The Joys of Being Sick

  1. Being so cold that every blanket in the house has become my best personal friend
  2. Knowing the exact path, with the least number of steps, to make it into the bathroom on time
  3. Sleeping all day/not knowing the passage of time
  4. 3 blankets and 2 sleeping bags, no body parts exposed to the outside, almost feels like playing Fort.
    Am I a kid again? Is this dementia?
  5. Hearing others in the house having a good time
  6. Feeling sorry for myself
  7. Even the cat is avoiding me.
    Could be the stench
  8. Trying to write a humorous list, but failing miserably.
    Time to go back to sleep.