What I do when it's over 100 degrees

The Seattle area rarely gets over 80, maybe 85 degrees. yesterday was over 100, today feels at least as hot.
  1. Turn on every fan in the house, even the fan over the stove
    No air conditioners here
  2. Plan dinner around what does not need to be cooked.
  3. Dig deep into the freezer to look for "something" every couple hours
  4. Figure out what stores have air conditioning to go shopping.
  5. Buy ice cream and put my head in the freezer to figure out what kind to buy.
    Chocolate or cherry? Chocolate or cherry?
  6. Suddenly become a nudist.
  7. Look in the mirror and tell myself that I am glowing, not sweating.