1. Get sloppy drunk. Every time they visit...
  2. Knock mirrors off of the wall
  3. Leave a mess of bourbon all over the computer desk
  4. Over stay their welcome.
    Sometimes, it's just time to go home.
  5. Go out with a group and just sit and stare
  6. Play piano at 3 am when everyone in the apartment building is sleeping.
  7. Go meet the neighbors that you haven't even met.. And then invite yourself into their place?