Things I Like to Say to Waiters/waitresses

  1. I didn't like that at all!
    When they arrive to pick up a plate where I've clearly eaten everything
  2. I'm gonna float home!
    When they offer a refill of my soda
  3. I got it! (Followed by eyes bugging out in shock)
    When I grab the check then realize how much dinner costs
  4. What's everyone else having?
    When a large plate meant to be shared is placed on the table and I move it in front of me
  5. Prices just went up!
    When the lights get a little dimmer