1. When he was a puppy he ate an entire Domino's pizza while my brother was asleep only two feet away.
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    He closed the box when he was finished. The only trace he left was one container of ranch, licked clean.
  2. He loooooves Skittles.
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    He eats them one at a time and chews them, like a human. Sure, he'll swallow a slab of ham whole, but Skittles, he savors.
  3. He strictly humps throw pillows.
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    I don't know, it's his thing.