OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS NOT MY SEAT ON THIS AIRCRAFT
Or I'm just living a very elaborate illusion!
- •The amount of space I have.I'm a small person so I usually have a fine amount of space on planes, but I can completely stretch my legs flat and have my bag in front of me. TF
- •The cushiness of these seats.It's like real cushions, not the uncomfortable leather shit.
- •I was just offered a tray of champagne.No WAY is this offered to the peasant class people now too!
- •I was given a paper menu of the plane food.Starter: potato salad with wasabi mayo and prawns. Main: seared fillet of British beef with artichoke truffle risotto, people sprouting broccoli, baby onions and roasted garlic jus. Dessert: chocolate and salted caramel pot (???)
- •I was offered a choice of 2 complimentary paper newspapers.I'm not even mad about how much extra my bag cost to check anymore.
- •They came around with hot towels before our dinner was served.Last I checked they only did this at sit down sushi restaurants!