THE STAGES OF WATCHING A SCARY MOVIE

I've sampled a pretty large proportion of the population and found that this can be applied universally.
  1. 1.
    The Suggestion
    "Yeah, let's watch a scary movie tonight! I'm so in the mood!" "No I hate that gore shit. You know I hate that gore shit." "No, I want it to be one none of us has seen."
  2. 2.
    The Decision
    "Yeah I vote this one." "This is going to be FUCKED."
  3. 3.
    The Indifference
    "This has a really slow start." "Also the acting is pretty questionable." "Is this supposed to be 'horror' or just 'psychological'?"
  4. 4.
    The Realization
    "Wait what the FUCK was that?" "It was the grandma" "But why was she doing that?!" "Ew I hate this"
  5. 5.
    The Submission
    "NO DON'T LET HER PUT YOU IN THE OVEN OH MY GOD" "I HATE THIS WHY THE FUCK DID WE DECIDE TO WATCH THIS" "OH MY GOD IS THAT A DIAPER FULL OF BLOOD?"
  6. 6.
    The Regret
    "I'm never going to be able to play Yahtzee the same way again" "This is why I'm glad I don't have grandparents" "Ugh turn on The Office god damn it"