DID YOU KNOW...THEATRE EDITION

Working at a theatre means your privy to lots
  1. That when you yell at the 18 year old kid, you get mocked.
  2. We really don't care if you buy a child, or an adult ticket.
  3. Popcorn is the second worst thing in the world.
  4. First is butter.
    Trying coming home smelling like that :/
  5. I'm honestly rooting for you to sneak your food in too. I don't want to turn you away.
  6. Yes we are expensive. No I don't pick the prices. Yes I wish it was cheaper too.
  7. I point up because I have to, but because I want to.
  8. I really don't want to clean your apple core out of the cup holder.
    But I will, because it's my job. And I don't hate it that much.
  9. We don't make more than minimum wage. Even a part time manager only makes $1 more.
  10. We get free movies.
    And it's pretty awesome.
  11. I probley love my job more than you love yours.
    Because at mine, we're a family. For real.