1. "No one ever shakes MY hand so happily. This is the night I set the building on fire."
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  2. "Go ahead, say something inspiring and true, I fucking DARE you!"
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  3. "I should have taken a nap like my assistant suggested."
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  4. "Muaahaahaa I am literally plotting the end of the world behind John Kerry's back!"
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  5. "He put WHAT in the macaroni salad???!!!"
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