Best Moments of Last Night's Sotu
- •"No one ever shakes MY hand so happily. This is the night I set the building on fire."
- •"Go ahead, say something inspiring and true, I fucking DARE you!"
- •"I should have taken a nap like my assistant suggested."
- •"Muaahaahaa I am literally plotting the end of the world behind John Kerry's back!"
- •"He put WHAT in the macaroni salad???!!!"