Best Moments of Last Night's Sotu

  1. "No one ever shakes MY hand so happily. This is the night I set the building on fire."
  2. "Go ahead, say something inspiring and true, I fucking DARE you!"
  3. "I should have taken a nap like my assistant suggested."
  4. "Muaahaahaa I am literally plotting the end of the world behind John Kerry's back!"
  5. "He put WHAT in the macaroni salad???!!!"