Fun Facts About Me

  1. Left boob is the better boob
  2. Born in Soviet Ukraine
    Moved to the U.S. at age 11 in the mid-90's
  3. Doesn't eat meat
  4. Doesn't have big impressive American teeth (unrelated to not eating meat)
  5. Great butt
  6. Animals > people
  7. Jew, unless any nazis are reading this
  8. Skipped school a bunch to go read alone at the library
  9. Truffle butter on my pussy