People At Starbucks

  1. Group of loud goofy-bodied tween girls
  2. A young bearded man with a laptop and misguided dreams
  3. Fat mom with fat whining son
  4. Acid washed jeans guy
  5. Middle aged couple on a date
  6. Young twiggy model-ish girl with much older man who is not her father
  7. Guy who spent all morning getting his hair to look perfectly tousled
  8. Somber family of immigrants from Eastern Europe
  9. An idiot on her phone (me)