SIGNS YOU ARE THE OLDEST PERSON AT NEW YORK FASHION WEEK EVENTS

  1. I went to see Duran Duran perform at Michael Kors' new fragrance launch, I was singing every word to every song & realized in the packed room w/teens saying "who is this?" filming DD w/ their iPhone +'s blocking all views, not knowing any of the songs. The only people singing were me, Michael, his husband Lance & 3 x50 year old fashion editors!
  2. My feet hurt and it's only Monday, I'm scared to take off high heels my feet never go back into them ever again.
  3. I need a mini hair salon in my apartment to deal with my bad hair in this humid rain situation .
  4. My best friend's step son texted me at 1:20am saying "are you at Boom Boom seeing Duran Duran?" When I was already home deep asleep.