OVERHEARD (IN MY PARENTS HOUSE)

My parents are upstairs renovating a bathroom. I'm just downstairs eavesdropping while home on Christmas vacation
  1. Mom: I'm going to shave off your (my dads) Colonel Sanders beard once and for all
  2. (For the record, it's not a Colonel Sanders beard...its just a goatee missing it's mustache. Still weird but ... Not Colonel Sanders??)
  3. Dad: YOU CAN SHAVE IT OFF WHEN IM LYING DEAD IN MY GRAVE
  4. Me: whoa this just got aggressive
  5. Mom: what? Do you really like it that much?
  6. *long silence*
  7. Mom: *in a voice of wonder* you really do like it that much. Ok you should keep it
  8. Me: #truelove 🤗