REASONS I AM A CAT LADY

In case it was unclear
  1. I have a cat
    His name is Nick and he's perfect
  2. I am a lady
    Even though my mom still has to tell me to sit like one
  3. I was sad about vacation because it meant a week without my cat
    But this is cool because TSwift feels the same way
  4. When friends and relatives at thanksgiving told stories about their children, I responded with stories about my cat
    It makes me relatable, right?
  5. My phone once autocorrected morning to 'meowning'
    I have no recollection of using this word
  6. How could I not be?