GOODS STOLEN FROM BARS AND/OR PARTIES
In no particular order, most of these had accomplices, and please everyone keep inviting me to things...
- •Fox tail (literally) - furry convention was in town and he was asking for it to be stolen and then put through another bar's mailbox
- •Many glasses - come see my collection! Lots of delirium glasses which I like to drink bud light from, different cups of all sizes
- •Someone's actual glasses (gave em back eventually) / frat at Rochester University where even the bros wear glasses #nerdalert!
- •Karaoke microphone
- •Button down shirts - can't stop me now
- •A mans shoe - with friends at Rumors in DC. He got in trouble, we didn't, nuff said.
- •Many cases of beer - from a frat at Michigan when we found the beer room instead of the bathroom and we climbed up the cases like a pyramid. Brothers eventually found us and kicked us out with as many beers as we could carry.
- •Handle of jack and grey goose (they were being assholes), later got tired of carrying them and hid them in a bush in Harvard Yard. Friends went back a few weeks later and got em!
- •Forks and window shutters - some frat house in Penn State, good luck eating with spoons in the bright sunlight, SUCKAS!
- •Mannequin - at Pitt, from a neighboring porch after a party, carried it up a hill and swiped it into a dorm as a guest then gave it a shower. He Lived in legend and came to many tailgates until it was thrown ceremoniously from a roof upon graduation.
- •Gallon of maple syrup - from some good friends house none of whom noticed it was gone and were using it as a door stop. Joint heist with my girl @molly because we are unfunny bad friends? Or super funny and the best friends. You be the judge!
- •Wet shower slippers - because I lost my shoes and apparently my friend is DISGUSTING and wears ugg slippers to shower in
- •Posters - had a collection of bud light promo posters from the Wednesday before thanksgiving from Docs on walnut for about 4 years #memoriez
- •Bowling trophy - Docs was closing and I kind of dumpster dived it?
- •Rock (from outside but still counts) - What don't you get? Made my dad put it in the garden last time I was home, it is more like a boulder
- •Key to the beer room at Cappy's cafe - later told the bartender my crime and he made me run home and get it