Inspired by @sserbin and not nearly as funny as hers.
  1. Mr. Trevor Dane
    Have no clue who this is and I even looked for him on Facebook. Sounds like a good lead from a romance novel. WHO ARE YOU TREVOR?
  2. AT&T Directory Ass
    3d6b135a 72b2 4751 a32c 1b2cbf240d67
    Da fuq?
  3. Open the door
  4. Mike (Gail)
  5. Party number
    I'll call next time I'm looking for a good time 😁
  6. America
    Does not start like this 1-(776)...