It's my dream to win the caption contest... Sigh.
  1. "Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown."
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    Artist: Benjamin Schwartz
  2. "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
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    Artist: Peter Steiner
  3. "No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"
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    Artist: Robert Mankoff Bonus points since my mom uses this joke weekly 😎
  4. "Howard, I think the dog wants to go out."
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    Artist: Arnie Levin
  5. "There is no justice in the world." ...."There is some justice in the world."...."The world is just."
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    Suggested by @johnnyartpants
  6. "I do support your right to free speech, I just don't support your tone."
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    Suggested by @videodrew
  7. "Use your White Privilege, Luke."
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    Suggested by @videodrew
  8. I'm not stalking you. I'm binge-watching you."
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    Suggested by @videodrew
  9. "No one is a dominance." BEK
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    Suggested by @videodrew
  10. Absolute classic by Roz Chast.
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    Suggested by @eliyudin