Things I love about having cancer

Having cancer is mostly horrible and shitty, but there are some bright spots, I swear!
  1. Presents
  2. Not working and still getting paid
  3. Drugs, some of them.
  4. Heated blankets at chemo
  5. Eating what I want and only getting judged secretly about it. Well, except by my mom.
  6. Never having to deal with my hair
  7. Cancer also makes many people think you're at least one level of humanhood above them. Like somehow I received the wisdom of a Buddhist monk when I got cancer, I didn't. Still clueless.
  8. Sleeping when I want.
  9. Binge watching TV
  10. Saying whatever I want.
  11. Wondering when I might die. OK. I just added that to illustrate my last list item.