1. (Looking at a bumper sticker that reads "Catholic radio am 1400") ..."I didn't even know Catholic radio was a thing/is there Jewish radio?"
  2. "Out of curiosity, I think I would listen to Jewish radio"
  3. "I need a motorcycle so I don't have to abide by the laws of traffic"
  4. "Why do people put Apple stickers on their cars? Your car was not made by Apple.
  5. "Drake can wear turtleneck sweaters better than I can or ever will be able too"
  6. "I refuse to ever drive a mini van"
  7. "V impressed by my knee driving skills"
  8. "I regret eating McDonald's yesterday"