EXCUSES TO STAY HOME ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
- •My dog isn't feeling wellWhen you treat your dog like they're a newborn child, this one is legit.
- •I haven't done laundry in awhileThis is also legit. How are you expected to go out in public naked?
- •I have to wake up early tomorrowEarly is a subjective and flexible little guy.
- •You have a date plannedNo one has to know the location of your date is five blankets under, on your couch.
- •I like my bed.This one is the most legitimate and also most acceptable excuse. #hatersgonnahate