1. My dog isn't feeling well
    When you treat your dog like they're a newborn child, this one is legit.
  2. I haven't done laundry in awhile
    This is also legit. How are you expected to go out in public naked?
  3. I have to wake up early tomorrow
    Early is a subjective and flexible little guy.
  4. You have a date planned
    No one has to know the location of your date is five blankets under, on your couch.
  5. I like my bed.
    This one is the most legitimate and also most acceptable excuse. #hatersgonnahate