HOW TO TAKE THE PERFECT SELFIE WITHOUT BEING PERCEIVED AS A NARCISSIST
- •LightingMake sure the lighting eliminates all of your imperfections. The light blocks out the entirety of your nose? Perfect.
- •Hot bodyMake sure your body is perfectly distorted so it looks as though you could fit into a carry on suitcase. Nothing screams hot like a contortionist
- •HairPush all of your hair forward so that it looks as though you could donate 2-3 wigs to locks of love at any given moment.
- •EditingBrightness, contrast, saturation, fade, highlight etc., turn them all up.
- •Don't uploadYou'll thank yourself later when you realize everyone sees past your camera skills, massive phone memory to hold all your outtakes, and bullshit editing.
- •Upload anywayWho am I to tell you what to do? Rule #1: Never take advice from a stranger on the internet. Hell, living your life trying to please others is no way to live at all. Shit, I'm still giving advice. Happy Sunday y'all.