1. You don't jaywalk even when they are no cars coming
  2. You visit Times Square
  3. You eat at one of: Applebee's, Chili's, Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Ruby Tuesday, TGI Fridays, Bubba Gump Shrimp Co, Hard Rock Hotel
    Related: see Times Square entry
  4. You gawk at celebrities
  5. You accept flyers being passed out on the street
  6. You have a camera that isn't your iPhone
  7. You think the subway is scary and / or confusing
  8. You walk multiple people abreast on the sidewalk