Because other people are wrong
  1. Car trees
    I'd rather smell your BO and/or vomit and/or mildew than your vanillaroma Little Tree air freshener
  2. Peppermint anything
    It's not good in ice cream. It's not good in candy canes. It's not good in gum. It's just not good.
  3. Kelly Ripa
    No comment.
  4. Cantaloupe
    The filler of fruit bowls everywhere.
  5. Coldplay
    Fine. I get it but it doesn't mean I like it.