THINGS I WORRY ABOUT WHEN I'M SMOOCHING WITH A LADY

  1. Does my breath smell bad?
  2. Man, she's a great kisser what if Im not as good?
  3. I'm too in my own head right now aren't I?
  4. Seriously though is that Mexican effecting my breath?!
  5. You'll be fine just don't fart.
  6. Why would you even think about farting right now?!
  7. She smells great, I wonder if she can smell my cologne?
  8. Too much tongue? Not enough tongue?!
  9. Girls say they like soft kisses am I kissing soft enough?
  10. Imagine if I farted though? That would be hilarious and so embarrassing!
  11. I hope this doesn't end. I mean really it would be great to have this go on forever...
  12. ...but not like forever forever because that would just be some weird twilight zone punishment.