1. From pilots: "Man, I must have dozed off for a few."
  2. From my tattoo guy, under his breath: "Oops."
  3. From my server at a restaurant on his/her way out of the kitchen with my food: "I don't think you can tell..."
  4. Anything from anyone watching any show about any housewives from anywhere.
  5. Anyone chewing.
  6. From the person cutting @kdpqual's hair, "Oops..." 😂