Things I Don't Love Overhearing
- •From pilots: "Man, I must have dozed off for a few."
- •From my tattoo guy, under his breath: "Oops."
- •From my server at a restaurant on his/her way out of the kitchen with my food: "I don't think you can tell..."
- •Anything from anyone watching any show about any housewives from anywhere.
- •Anyone chewing.
- •From the person cutting @kdpqual's hair, "Oops..." 😂