10 SIGNS YOU'RE IN THE PRESENCE OF ROBERT EDDY
You know where this is going...
- 1.Sudden (and desperate) attempts to rhyme everything...most of which are unacceptable
- 2.Puppets. All the Puppets
- 3.HAMILTON.HAMILTON. HAMIL-FUCKING-TON. HAMILTON. HAMILTON🍆💦
- 4.Extreme amounts of baking occur.
- 5.Every food you see will instantaneously morph into a grilled cheese
- 6.You're conversation is interrupted by a semi-erect penis.
- 7.The "It's a Small World" song begins to ominously play in the background
- 8.You're told to "Never half-ass 2 things, whole-ass one"
- 9.Tiny Dogs
- 10.Tiny Dogs the musical
- 11.Have I mentioned he's a fan of "HAMILTON: The Musical" book and lyrics by Lin Manuel Miranda