You know where this is going...
  1. Sudden (and desperate) attempts to rhyme everything...most of which are unacceptable
  2. Puppets. All the Puppets
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  3. HAMILTON.HAMILTON. HAMIL-FUCKING-TON. HAMILTON. HAMILTON🍆💦
  4. Extreme amounts of baking occur.
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  5. Every food you see will instantaneously morph into a grilled cheese
  6. You're conversation is interrupted by a semi-erect penis.
  7. The "It's a Small World" song begins to ominously play in the background
  8. You're told to "Never half-ass 2 things, whole-ass one"
  9. Tiny Dogs
  10. Tiny Dogs the musical
  11. Have I mentioned he's a fan of "HAMILTON: The Musical" book and lyrics by Lin Manuel Miranda