10 SIGNS YOU'RE IN THE PRESENCE OF ROBERT EDDY
You know where this is going...
- •Sudden (and desperate) attempts to rhyme everything...most of which are unacceptable
- •Puppets. All the Puppets
- •HAMILTON.HAMILTON. HAMIL-FUCKING-TON. HAMILTON. HAMILTON🍆💦
- •Extreme amounts of baking occur.
- •Every food you see will instantaneously morph into a grilled cheese
- •You're conversation is interrupted by a semi-erect penis.
- •The "It's a Small World" song begins to ominously play in the background
- •You're told to "Never half-ass 2 things, whole-ass one"
- •Tiny Dogs
- •Tiny Dogs the musical
- •Have I mentioned he's a fan of "HAMILTON: The Musical" book and lyrics by Lin Manuel Miranda