10 SIGNS YOU'RE IN THE PRESENCE OF ROBERT EDDY

You know where this is going...
  1. 1.
    Sudden (and desperate) attempts to rhyme everything...most of which are unacceptable
  2. 2.
    Puppets. All the Puppets
  3. 3.
    HAMILTON.HAMILTON. HAMIL-FUCKING-TON. HAMILTON. HAMILTON🍆💦
  4. 4.
    Extreme amounts of baking occur.
  5. 5.
    Every food you see will instantaneously morph into a grilled cheese
  6. 6.
    You're conversation is interrupted by a semi-erect penis.
  7. 7.
    The "It's a Small World" song begins to ominously play in the background
  8. 8.
    You're told to "Never half-ass 2 things, whole-ass one"
  9. 9.
    Tiny Dogs
  10. 10.
    Tiny Dogs the musical
  11. 11.
    Have I mentioned he's a fan of "HAMILTON: The Musical" book and lyrics by Lin Manuel Miranda