Things to Do When You Run Out of Gas in the Interstate

I ran out of gas on the way back to Scranton from the BJ Novak show in Rochester.
  1. Get immediately to the shoulder
  2. Curse, then cry
  3. Call 911 since you are not thinking rationally.
  4. Clutch your steering wheel in terror as trucks whiz by you
  5. Give the tow truck driver a big tip for saving your dumbass
  6. Take a Xanax as soon as you get and sit comatose on the couch.