Things to Do When You Run Out of Gas in the Interstate
I ran out of gas on the way back to Scranton from the BJ Novak show in Rochester.
- •Get immediately to the shoulder
- •Curse, then cry
- •Call 911 since you are not thinking rationally.
- •Clutch your steering wheel in terror as trucks whiz by you
- •Give the tow truck driver a big tip for saving your dumbass
- •Take a Xanax as soon as you get and sit comatose on the couch.