OUR CATS AS CHARACTERS FROM THE WIRE, RANKED
- 1.Tiki - Brother MouzouneSeemingly quiet and unassuming, a little bit awkward and little bit stubby, but don't be fooled: rub him the wrong way (literally) and he will cut a bitch.
- 2.Phantom - Stringer BellNewest addition to the herd, trying to assume a place of power in the hierarchy and shift the feline paradigm, much to Hannah/Avon's chagrin (she just wants her corners back). Also the Idris Elba of cats--I mean look at him.
- 3.Hannah - Avon BarksdaleSpecifically, Season 3: insecure alpha. Always looking over her shoulder and inviting Stringer (Phantom) to meet her at the balustrade on the second floor, ostensibly to reminisce about old times.
- 4.Trixie - BubblesTrixie was found living on the streets, taking refuge in the engine compartments of various vehicles. Lost parts of her ears to frostbite, still hasn't completely gotten over her food gorging issues even though she's been indoor cat with regular meals for six years.