TASKS I WOULD ASSIGN TO MY PERSONAL ASSISTANT (IF I HAD ONE)

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  1. Green smoothie and lunch prep
    Although I handle this two days' worth at a time, I dread having to perform these tasks when I get home from work. I would love to have someone else set me up.
  2. Maintenance, all kinds
    Replace the blades in our razors; stock paper goods, lightbulbs and batteries; swap aging toothbrushes for new on a regular schedule, keep a tight spice cabinet inventory so we don't run out if bat leaves or wind up with three jars of caraway seeds, change the water filters, etc.
  3. Call for pizza and/or all takeout
    I would rather starve than pick up the phone.
  4. Purchase research
    Then provide me with all viable options that fit my criteria so all I have to do is choose which one to buy.