Perfect Ways To Troll An Opening Line When Online Dating

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    Wow I can't believe you like me already!
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    Let's meet soon! I don't know how much longer my (boyfriend or girlfriend) will be in a coma.
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    Can you write me a reference letter?
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    Isn't Tindering on the toilet great?!?!
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    I was recovering from a traumatic brain injury when I made my profile.
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    You look like one of my grandparents. I'm into it!!
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    I'm excited for you to pay our way through our new relationship.
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    You have some great photoshop skills.
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    I hope you like my pictures, because my rash is back.
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    Can I guess your social security number?
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    Here are my favorite emojis: πŸšŒπŸš§β›½οΈπŸ—œπŸ“ΌπŸŽžπŸ“ŸπŸ“Œ
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    Yo U LoK sO gUd En Yo PiXz. EyE CaNt WeHiGhT 2 HuK eHrP wId ChOoU!
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    I popped a Viagra & I'm sweating
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