Random Thoughts On Candy

  1. The Reese's large cups should be the regular sized cups. The actual large cups should be the size of a cake.
  2. Kit Kats are milk chocolate & cardboard, but I will still eat them.
  3. Take 5's should come in standard pretzel bags.
  4. Fruit punch flavored anything tastes like muddled berries & predominantly orange.
  5. Peps are the most disappointing marshmallows ever.
  6. Nerds come in the flavor of "mess"
  7. Filled Twisllers & Pull & Peel Twislers are the best Twislers.
  8. The unusual flavored Dum Dums & jelly beans should constitute war crimes under the Geneva conventions as they are beyond awful!