Random Thoughts On Candy
- •The Reese's large cups should be the regular sized cups. The actual large cups should be the size of a cake.
- •Kit Kats are milk chocolate & cardboard, but I will still eat them.
- •Take 5's should come in standard pretzel bags.
- •Fruit punch flavored anything tastes like muddled berries & predominantly orange.
- •Peps are the most disappointing marshmallows ever.
- •Nerds come in the flavor of "mess"
- •Filled Twisllers & Pull & Peel Twislers are the best Twislers.
- •The unusual flavored Dum Dums & jelly beans should constitute war crimes under the Geneva conventions as they are beyond awful!