Signs it's practically summer in Portland

  1. Short Shorts and Hoodies
    For guys, everyone who isn't a native Portland-er, tries flannel for the first time
  2. Breweries Tap-lists reflect the Lighter styles
    Tis the season for Saison, Gose, Sours, Pilsners, Lagers, Hefs, and Golden / Blonde Ales
  3. Downtown ratio becomes 3:1 car to bike
  4. Brew-cycle tours triple in frequency
    It looks fun, but inside you know you would do it
  5. The only 4 people in town who own a Jet-ski barrel down the Willamette
    They also are probably the ones who own the only 4 pools in town
  6. There is 5k / 10k or marathon going on
    Mostly on days that end with Y, other than that we don't have a lot of them