10 Quotes From Mistress America

  1. Her beauty was that rare kind that made you want to look more like yourself and not like her.
  2. My beau... Stavros, is in Greece right now betting against the country or something gross. Don't tell anyone that.
  3. I'm going to be worse off now than I was before I started trying to achieve stuff.
  4. I never went to college. I'm an autodidact. Do you know what that means? That's one of the words I self taught myself.
  5. People are always taking my shit. My ex-friend and nemesis Mamie-Claire stole my ideas and my fiancée... She's one of those people who doesn't have any good ideas of her own so she just steals all of mine. And then she literally stole my cats.
  6. I'd invite you in but Peggy's mom just got institutionalized for bi-polar disorder so shits pretty real upstairs. Tutoring is like 60% middle school math, 40% I know too much about them.
  7. -- It's so weird to think that every restaurant I see is the result of a person going "I think I want to start a restaurant" -- No. That's not weird, that's everything.
  8. I need to cut all the negative people out of my life. I just wasn't brought up that way.
  9. I need someone I can love, not keep up with.
  10. I think I'm sick and I don't know if my ailment has a name. It's just me sitting and staring at the Internet or the television for long periods of time interspersed by trying to not do that and then lying about what I've been doing.