1. I'm going grey
  2. I don't know basic geography, history or science.
  3. I can't throw a ball
  4. I've never had a real job
  5. I can only play Taylor Swift songs on guitar
  6. I never graduated from High School
  7. I have trouble finishing things (see above)
  8. I'm a bad liar
  9. Soccer is my favorite sport
  10. I don't really like soccer