Fictional or not! Let's talk about animals that are more accomplished than the humans we know!
  1. Chompy the Goat
    He found a cure for polio! He saved a group or orphans from a burning building and then he changed their diapers! Chompy! Chompy! Chompy!
  2. Li'l Sebastian
    The best part of Pawnee. Bye bye, little buddy. I hope the big riding ring in the sky treats you well.
  3. Wilbur
    Man that was some pig! He was downright radiant!!
  4. Lucy Lou
    The democratically elected mayor of the completely real town of Rabbit Hash, Ky. I fucking love Lucy Lou so much I can't even explain it.