1. Show runner for a hit comedy
    That of course I would also act in. A band of misfits, a lot of heart, a hilarious physical gag every two minutes AT LEAST! I would take the money from my success and start a foundation to support girls in the chess world.
  2. Generally considered a nice person
    When I'm dead and you're all at my funeral I want the consensus to be "not a bitch."
  3. Funny without trying to be
    It's the funniest kind of funny but how am I supposed to make my dreams come true without hittin' that grind?
  4. Annual pass holder to Disney World