THINGS I MISS ABOUT LONDON

Inspired by @kwarshauer
  1. The stoney passive aggressive silence of annoyed tube riders
    They don't even need to look you in the eye to let you know they hate you and I admire that kind of efficiency.
  2. The spectre of colonialism
    Britain colonized India. Delicious Indian food colonized my stomach. Thanks, colonialism.
  3. Always being the outsider
    I could explain away any weird behavior so easily! "Must be cultural differences- I'm an American."
  4. The constant drizzle
    No one could even notice the tiny rain cloud that hangs over my head and follows me around when I'm sad!!!
  5. Getting screwed by the conversion rate
    It made me literally so good at math. Sorry, maths.