WHAT TURNS ME ON

Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. When I make a joke and no one hears and then someone repeats it and everyone laughs and then they give me credit and say "that was Maya's joke, she said it first" and I finally get the validation I deserve
  2. Comedy nerds who want to talk about jokes and the comedy world with me
    Also comedy writers who want to write with me LET'S CREATE SOMETHING!!!
  3. Not setting an alarm for the next day
  4. People who message first so that I don't feel weird and intrusive
    Especially if it's the Internet and we've never really spoken because I want to have conversations with EVERYONE but struggle with initiating. Anyone else feel this? PROBABLY
  5. When I haven't had a milkshake in awhile and someone says "does anyone feel like milkshakes?"
    I would watch porn of this happening I swear to God
  6. Finding money on the ground